WHICH SIGN ARE YOU?

Each sign of the zodiac corresponds with a body part. One trick that
works with women of every sign, is to touch the associated body part
(make it seem like an accident if it's a private part). They like
you, and they don't know why.



Aries: The head. They're the most naive sign, with the most light,
the springtime sign. Tell them how pretty they are, but don't lay it
on too thick. Sexually, they're full of energy, vibrant. The women
are mannish and can be domineering. All the fire signs (Aries, Leo,
Sagittarius) like to dominate.

Taurus: The neck. Just be nice to them, they're sensitive. Let a
Taurus see that you're focused on something, so they can feed off
that focus. All the earth signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn) need a
lot of structure and stability. You can have a one-night stand with
a Taurus, but they may come back around. Tauruses cling.

Gemini: The arms. Touch them on their arms and they like you ,know a
lot about something, and they'll hang out with you until they learn
it. You've got to meet them on a higher ground .Astrology is not the
area of expertise that wows a Gemini.

Cancer: The breast. They're a water sign and water shifts, so you
need to be in tune with all their moods ... A Cancer will never make
the first move.

Leo: The back. Tell them, 'You're the most wonderful person in the
world.' Rub on their back in a forceful, strong way, and they're
yours. They're the easiest sign to get in bed because they believe
any compliment. And once you're having sex, they like to put on a
show.

Virgo: The stomach. They want stability in their relationships --
unless they're going through their ho-ish phase. They're strange,
they'll just sleep with you without emotion. For them, it's more of
a security thing; they're practical.

Libra: The butt. They like you to pay attention, but you shouldn't
sweat them. Be playful, but don't be crass; they don't like
conflict, and they love being in a couple. They have really nice
butts, and they always have nice underwear, nice lingerie. Shopping
at Victoria's Secret is a perfect Libra date.

SCORPIO: The sex organs. The most sexual sign; often bisexual,
always curious about sex. They just want to sample all the juices:
Scorpios and Pisces are the most into body fluids of all the signs.
Scorpio's the sign of death and regeneration ... They have hidden
sexual problems, lots of venereal disease. They're secretive, self-
destructive and sexual until they evolve into what they call a
phoenix or firebird, when they rise above the poisonous nature of
Scorpio and become more spiritual.

Sagittarius: The thighs. A Sag girl will flirt with you all night
long, sit in your lap [presumably cutting off the circulation with
her dense thighs] and then go home to her boyfriend. They want
everyone to like them, but they're loyal to the one at home. To
seduce them, listen to what they say and let them know they're
wonderful, but don't pry into their business, because they're
independent. They're fun in bed, energetic, engaging.

Capricorn: The knees. They're earthy, passionate in bed. They like
to be in control: It's their show, they know exactly what's going to
happen, and it's never over till they say it's over. They're loyal,
they'll do anything for you, but they are the sign most likely to
stalk you -- every Capricorn is a little off. To get with an earth
sign, don't get flowers, bring practical gifts.

Aquarius: The calf. Touch their calf and talk to someone else, and
they're yours. They're not used to being ignored, because they're
the most charming sign, the bearer of water, of all those Oprah
Winfrey fake smiles and light conversation. Everybody wants to be
around them. All the air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) require
intellectual stimulation. Aquariuses don't necessarily like sex;
they're more interested in talking about it, playing the game,
everything leading up to the physical act, which they're not that
crazy about.

Pisces: The feet. To seduce Pisces people, "be nice to them. Pisces
are so isolated, they have weird sleep patterns and see things in
their sleep. If they're not in tune with it, they'll get obsessive
about drugs or alcohol or shopping, so be understanding of them."
Like Scorpio, Pisces is "spiritual and obsessed with darkness, the
most Goth of the signs.




WHICH SIGN ARE YOU?




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